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This isattributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races arehostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum isconsidered a natural hair color.This color can change without warning orexplanation.#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, andcan resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physicalabuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect.100 Rules of Anime The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and naturalphenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime.The originalintent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" thatexplained how Anime physics are different from our own (real? It is our hopethat you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a goodchuckle.#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, isthrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.That is ofcourse unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any formof firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases.The accuracy of the"Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shotdecreases.First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant toextremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
(Note: The Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needsto get out more.)#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,sometimes more, under high pressure.#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have atleast three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is notunknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hitthe ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loudsounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrustequals constant velocity.#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger amechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objectsknown to human science.#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant.Time stops for the herowhenever he does something "cool" or "impressive".If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes,then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariablywear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome"Good Guys".#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directlyproportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:1) be female.2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable ofdestroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved andused as a last resort.#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operatea spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels ofmartial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowingaura.